Cartas accidentales

Correspondencia entre Pepe Smith y Mohamed durante el transcurso de esta semana.

Querídisimo Pepe Smith:
Te escribo para intercambiar impresiones a colación del terrible acto de barbarie religiosa cometido por la civilación occidental al caricaturizar a nuestros ídolos sagrados, que como sabes no son representables. La comunidad islámica se ha visto forzada a protestar por dicho acto luchando con todas las armas disponibles contra vuestras embajadas (te adjunto fotografía -->).
¿Y sabes por qué no se pueden dibujar? Porque Alá es grande, y Mahoma es grande, ni siquiera cabrían en un dinA3 o A2. Cuando representáis a nuestras deidades en vuestras caricaturas lo que estáis haciendo es "reescalándolos", cambiándoles su resolución, interpolando sus componentes para conseguir una representación más pequeña, perdiendo calidad. La única forma de representación digna sería a una hipotética escala 1:1 en un papel tan enorme que solo Alá podría abarcarlo.
Para que te hagas una idea de la gigantesca burla hacia nuestros sentimientos religiosos que suponen vuestros chascarrillos periodísticos te envío algunas viñetas dibujadas por mis compañeros durante el recreo que tenemos entre las clases con el Sim Train y el Subway Tycoon, en nuestro centro de entrenamiento de Kandahar.

Atentamente,

Mohamed

Estimado Mohamed:
Lamento comunicarte, y no es opinión personal sino tan sólo un triste reflejo de la realidad, que al occidental medio le importan una mierda tu dios y el suyo propio. No puede más que entristecerme el hecho de que vuestros iconos sean tan grandes que no se puedan representar. Las enorme posibilidades en cuanto a marketing de unas imágenes portátiles como las nuestras permiten enriquecerse a entidades tan venerables como el Vaticano o la cadena COPE. Desconozco las razones técnicas de poder representar a la Virgen en un llavero sin que se considere una herejía, pero presupongo que los cristianos disponemos de gráficos vectoriales escalables de nuestros iconos divinos -quizá proporcionados por el mismo Dios-, que no pierden calidad (ni sus divinas proporciones) al condensarse en pequeños souvenires.
Vuestros representantes espirituales, además, deberían proponerse nuevas ediciones coránicas, con divertidas y coloristas ilustraciones que hiciesen más amena la lectura de dicho libro sagrado. Las posibilidades del islam son enormes y están siendo, en mi humilde opinión, desperdiciadas.
Noto además en vuestra idiosincrasia religiosa una ausencia imperdonable de obras cinematográficas que hagan referencia al tema. Una película sobre la vida de Mahoma y sus peripecias con Alá darían a conocer al mundo a tan ilustre personaje, difundiendo su fama a escala mundial y haciendo un lavado de cara (con velo si así lo preferís) a vuestra religión. Encontramos múltiples y exitosos experimentos en el bando cristiano como son Jesucristo Superstar, Los Diez Mandamientos o La Pasión de Cristo que elevaron la cuota de popularidad de Jesús hasta límites insuperables, sobrepasando incluso la figura de Beckham.
Si aún así seguís encontrando que en formato panorámico tampoco caben las representaciones de Mahoma, podéis recurrir a técnicas digitales como borronear el rostro del actor, usar una voz en Off, o filmar la película en primera persona, como si de un videojuego shoot'em all se tratara.
Siempre tuyo,

Pepe

Comentarios:

juanra el 6/2/2006 - 14:44

no si tranki ke a este paso acabamos todos en una nueva cruzada pa liberar jerusalem.eso si,encabezada por ratzinger pa ke se lo carguen a el primero.

rucito (rucito at mac dot com) el 7/2/2006 - 07:02

No sé a cuento de qué no se pueden representar las deidades en distintos soportes. Con la clase que dan el San Cristóbal en el coche, la efigie de la Virgen en el llavero, el Sagrado Corazón en el azulejo sobre la puerta con la leyenda "Dios bendiga cada rincón de esta casa", etc...
Deberían jugar más con los lápices y menos con las cerillas.
En cuanto al cine, no nos olvidemos de obras maestras tales como "La vida de Brian" o "Marcelino Pan y Vino".

thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 7/2/2006 - 07:40

si, creo que la vida de brian ha llevado a muchos ateos convencidos a una creencia fanática. xD
Eso es, más lápices y menos cerillas, y por tanto más sacapuntas para dichos lápices. (veo el negocio... lo veo!)

KAREN (TECALCO at HOTMAIL dot COM) el 8/2/2007 - 21:14

PUTOS

xiaojun (xjd7410 at yahoo dot com) el 17/10/2016 - 13:44

LZM el 20/10/2016 - 11:48

moncler down jackets

yeezy boost 350

michael kors outlet

burberry outlets

abercrombie outlet us

shoes sale

moncler coats

pandora rings jewelry

ralph lauren

prada online

pandora uk

oakley outlet

sunglasses hut

ugg boots outlet

burberry outlet

chanel australia

burberry outlet

Ralph Lauren

michael kors handbags outlet

michael kors uk

abercrombie outlet

longchamp backpack

coach outlet online

nike lebron shoes

ugg australia

burberry online

michael kors

Coach Sunglasses Outlet

pandora uk

Bed and Breakfast in chesterfield

Kevin Durant Shoes

coach outlet

Nike Air Jordan

jimmy choo australia

ugg slippers

kate spade outlet online

coach australia

Oakley Outlet

coach australia

longchamp sale

Official Ralph Lauren UK Online Store

michael kors us

coach sunglasses

longchamp outlet

michael kors

pandora bracelet

Ralph Lauren Polo

michael kors outlet

louboutin shoes

kate spade outlet

burberry outlet

oakley frogskins sunglasses

cheap trx straps

change points uk

pirate system

polo outlet

louboutin heels

prada bags

Prada Outlet

abercrombie outlet

prada outlet online

michael kors

Michael Kors Outlet

prada outlet online

prada sunglasses

michael kors online

nike outlet

michael kors handbags

coach online

balenciaga us

shoes online

pandora rings

trx workouts canada

sac longchamp

burberry outlet online

michael kors outlet

flash sunglasses

pandora necklaces

coach outlet

landing gears

Prada bags

ray ban polarized

salomon shoes

ugg boots sale

Coach Outlet Store

nike shox

burberry outlet online

hermes purses

lebron james shoes

nike australia

michael kors outlet

michael kors tote

abercrombie us

prada outlet

ralph lauren uk

burberry scarf

burberry outlet

snow boots

abercrombie outlet

ugg boots uk

official prada site

prada glasses

nike store

asics gel kayano

pandora rings sale

kate spade

uggs outlet

tiffany co

michael kors outlet

oakley sunglasses

Pandora Charm

hermes uk

TRX training workouts

air jordan shoes

Mizuno Wave

ugg boots uk

trx canada

prada outlet

burberry outlet

coach outlet online

polo outlet online

wholesale

Jordan Retro Shoes

michael kors purses on sale

burberry australia

Mizuno Shop Japan

polo online

ray ban sunglasses

air jordan shoes

michael kors purses outlet

Jordan Retro

oakley australia

coach handbags

Michael Kors Watches

Oakley Holbrook

burberry scarfs

burberry outlet

michael kors outlet

coach outlet online

trx suspension training

pandora ring

beats studio

nike basketball shoes

rayban aviator

coach factory outlet online

nike jordan

yeezy shoes

nike air max

trx suspension trainer

michael kors outlet online

burberry outlet online

hermes birkin price

abercrombie us

Burberry outlet online

abercrombie and fitch

mk bags

ugg boots

prada official site

abercrombie outlet

Lebron 13

coach carter

TRX Straps

coach diaper bag

Kobe 9 Shoes

coach outlet

ray ban new wayfarer

Mizuno Shop

sheepskin boots for women

mk outlet

chanel tote bag

prada purses

Michael Kors Outlet

adidas yeezy boost 350

beats headphones

Prada Shopper Tote

air jordan retro

oakley sunglasses

michael kors outlet

michael kors australia

Mizuno Shoes

prada outlet online

coach shoes

Kobe X Shoes

coach bags

pandora rings

canada goose jacket

prada handbags

Prada Factory Outlet

michael kors outlet

prada bags on sale

top sunglasses

michael kors totes

ralph lauren shirts

trx for sale

true religion uk

Burberry Outlet

CHanel Factory Outlet

ray ban online

abercrombie paris

ralph lauren

burberry outlet

coach online

pandora princess ring

TRX Training

christian louboutin online

suspension trainer trx

burberry purse

nike shoes

trx training exercises

nike outlet

true religion

michael kors handbags

TRX Bands

Polo Ralph Lauren

tiffany co

moncler jacket

TRX training exercises

asics kayano

chanel tote

coach factory outlet

trx suspension

coach factory

nike shoes australia

michael kors outlet

prada bags

MIZUNO Shop US

Nike Lebron 12

michael kors outlet

abercrombie fitch

pandora australia

burberry online

nike shox shoes

Mizuno Running Shoes

michael kors outlet

nike free run

Whitton Lodge Chesterfield Derbyshire UK

trx exercises

burberry outlet

burberry canada

yeezy boost 350 shoes

trx for sale

michael kors outlet

coach outlet online

ralph lauren uk

coach outlet,coach factory

Nike Hyperdunk Shoes

pandora rings

hermes bag

ugg boots

cheap basketball shoes

Oakley Holbrook sunglasses

pandora australia

balenciaga bags

asics shoes Australia

coach australia

nike jordan shoes

Michael Kors Watches Outlet

moncler outlet

Michael Kors Canada

trx

michael kors

TRX Workouts

Nike Kobe 9

michael kors outlet

TRX Exercises

sunglasses hut

prada outlet

ray-ban sunglasses

official prada site

hermes birkin

Nike Lebron Shoes

MCM Outlet

nike jordan shoes

R.B Sunglasses

michael kors outlet store

burberry outlet canada

pandora charms sale

cheap ray ban sunglasses

nike shoes

pandora charms

Free Run

nike shoes

longchamp bag

TRX Training Straps

Chanel bags Outlet

michael kors black friday

TRX Workout

Burberry online

Hugo Boss Online

burberry

pandora charms

jordan shoes

prada handbags

TRX Workouts

chanel

michael kors outlet online

nike com

kate spade

mens sunglasses

sunglasses sm

pandora jewelry

coach outlet

coach outlet online

Longchamp Outlet

canada goose outlet

coach outlet

china factory sale

louboutin shoes

ray ban wayfarer

prada tote bag

bercrombie Nederland

pandora australia

Michael Kors Watches Online

coach factory outlet

abssice 360

hermes uk

Suspension Training TRX

trx for sale

michael kors tote bags

pandora rings

Nike Free

brand sunglasses

Basketball shoes

sunglasses outlet

kate spade outlet

pandora necklace

coach outlet online

kate spade UK

trx suspension

Billat

michael kors outlet

Kate Spade Australia

abercrombie outlet

sheepskin boots

Coach outlet online

burberry canada

Hugo Boss Outlet

michael kors outlet

coach factory outlet

michael kors factory outlet

moncler us

Hyperdunk 2016

Nike Air Jordan

Hermes Outlet

moncler clothing

burberry outlet

pandora rings

Yeezy 350

nike australia

longchamps

sheepskin boots on sale

official michael kors

Cheap Ray Ban

Burberry Factory Outlet

landinggear

ray ban aviator

michael kors italy

pandora charms

pandora jewelry

ray ban prescription sunglasses

air yeezy shoes

major league baseball

RX Resistance Bands

ray ban eyeglasses

nike jordan shoes

coach outlet

salomon hiking shoes

Nike KD 8

nike lebron james

ugg uk

pandora charms

B Derbyshire

burberry online

michael kors canada

burberry scarf

cheap coach purse

Hugo Boss Store

mlb.com

Longchamp Bags

asics gel

jordan retro shoes

true religion jeans

yeezy shoes adidas

ugg uk

michael kors jet set tote

yeezy boost 350

pandora charms uk

coach factory outlet

ray-ban sunglasses

Nike Hyperdunk 2015

true religion uk

moncler outlet

pandora uk

canada goose sale

coach outlet

Coach Outlet Online

veronique billat

longchamp sac

coach outlet store

pandora necklace charms

pandora bracelet

longchamp backpack

KD 8 shoes

ray ban clubmaster

Chanel Outlet

coach outlet

michael kors outlet

TRX Training workouts

michael kors purses

coach usa

véronique Billat

Ralph Lauren Polo

michael kors outlet

burberry scarf

michael kors outlet

Abercrombie Fitch

ugg slippers

coach purse

burberry outlet canada

nike store

mk handbags

pandora australia

mlb shop

TRX suspension workouts

moncler outlet

burberry us

coach bag

abercrombie and fitch

michael kors outlet

pandora bracelet

ugg boots

michael kors outlet

Nike Air Max

trx workouts

pandora bracelets

ray ban prescription glasses

Yeezy Boost 350

cheap moncler jacket

kate spade outlet

chanel bag

oakley frogskins

trx band workouts

asics Australia

Coach Outlet

prada bag

ray ban sunglasses

burberry outlet

burberry

piumini moncler replica

Ray Ban Outlet

michael kors outlet

coach

2016 trx

asics shoes

beats by dre

prada bags

Chanel Tote Bag 2015

TRX Training Bands

ray ban glasses

Nike Jordans

coach outlet

michael kors

ralph lauren australia

ugg australia

coach bags

nike outlet

Jordan retro

balenciaga bag

canada goose jacket

oakley sunglasses

prada us

Nike Jordan Shoes

china wholesale

clk benz

burberry australia

coach purses

suspension training

coach sunglasses for women

ray-ban sunglasses

landing gear

abercrombie and fitch

prada tote

coach outlet

Pandora bracelet

exercises for trx

TRX Suspension Straps

pandora.com

Polo Ralph Lauren

pandora jewelry

michael kors australia

michael kors outlet

Canada Goose Outlet

Ralph Lauren UK

Adidas Yeezy Boost 350

trx workouts

abercrombie & fitch

shoes online sale

trx straps

trx ab workouts

cheap trx

longchamp outlet

christian louboutin shoes

coach handbags

kate spade outlet online

moncler jacket

nike shoes

michael kors outlet

canada goose sale online

nike id

LZM10.20DAS12WQE

201716 yuanyuan (kyuanyuan921 at 163 dot com) el 6/1/2017 - 21:42

ugg boots sale

hermes bags

louis vuitton

michael kors bags

ed hardy uk

coach outlet store online clearance

michael kors outlet canada

air jordans

christian louboutin outlet

hollister uk

coach factory outlet online

nike blazer low pas cher

ugg boots

mlb jerseys

coach factory outlet online

vans store

rolex replica watches

fitflops sale

christian louboutin shoes

uggs

michael kors outlet online

true religion jeans outlet

coach outlet online

pandora charms sale clearanc

coach outlet online

ugg pas cher

ralph lauren uk

nike cortez classic

coach outlet online

yeezy boost

toms outlet

celine handbags

adidas sneakers

polo ralph lauren pas cher

chaussure louboutin

longchamp handbags

louboutin outlet

ugg sale

valentino shoes

louboutin outlet

coach outlet online

birkenstock uk

michael kors outlet store

tory burch outlet online

chaussure louboutin pas cher

adidas nmd runner

coach factory outlet online

true religion outlet

burberry outlet

gucci outlet online

christian louboutin

polo ralph lauren outlet

coach outlet online

nfl jerseys wholesale

polo ralph lauren outlet

gucci borse

cheap ray ban sunglasses

canada goose jackets

cheap ugg boots

michael kors outlet canada

yeezy shoes

birkenstocks

polo ralph lauren

louis vuitton outlet online

fitflops

ugg boots

louboutin pas cher

ed hardy outlet

oakley sunglasses cheap

canada goose jackets uk

michael kors handbags outlet

cheap jordan shoes

coach outlet online

jimmy choo shoes

michael kors outlet store

michael kors outlet clearance

longchamp handbags

adidas store

polo ralph lauren outlet online

michael kors outlet store

mlb jerseys

michael kors outlet clearance

canada goose pas cher

salvatore ferragamo shoes

ugg boots outlet

ray ban sunglasses discount

michael kors uk

louis vuitton bags

birkenstock

oakley sunglasses outlet

celine outlet online

coach outlet online

discount oakley sunglasses

polo ralph lauren outlet

true religion outlet store

moncler jackets

gucci

longchamp handbags

sequoia review (mattress9q at gmail dot com) el 11/3/2017 - 08:28

www.mypillow.com reviews - This best firm mattress review STAYS. Affection this Love that Love this! - diamond mattress reviews and back sleeper pillow reviews.

online pharmacy without a pres (fori77 at gmail dot com) el 19/3/2017 - 04:08

Just what is actually a blue pills and exactly what can this provide for watch this video guys? This is actually a muscle mexica movement depressant and a blood useful source stimulant for men that experience erection problems, many generally referred to as impotency. When the guy is actually intimately activated, this is actually a problem whereby blood in the penis is certainly not enough to produce erection even.

new florida laws 2017 (newlawsa6 at gmail dot com) el 20/3/2017 - 14:01

The President-Elect might possess california carb laws sufficient help in Congress to perform so, but also for currently, the ACA stays the law. - new laws for 2017 and law labour law.

leilei3915 (linlei3915 at hotmail dot com) el 1/4/2017 - 15:01

20170401 leilei3915

adidas shoes

mbt shoes

oakley sunglasses wholesale

coach factory outlet

ray ban sunglasses

mbt shoes

pandora jewelry

michael kors outlet clearance

nike shoes

ray ban sunglasses outlet

nike shoes for men

michael kors outlet clearance

coach factory outlet

longchamp outlet

michael kors outlet

true religion jeans

michael kors outlet

lacoste outlet

christian louboutin

nike shoes

true religion jeans

pandora outlet

coach outlet

oakley sunglasses

polo ralph lauren outlet online

ralph lauren polo

adidas yeezy

coach factory outlet

adidas yeezy

michael kors outlet

polo outlet

cheap jordans

cheap ray ban sunglasses

nike shoes outlet

ray ban sunglasses

true religion outlet store

fitflops sale clearance

longchamp outlet

adidas outlet

christian louboutin outlet

kate spade outlet store

coach factory outlet

pandora outlet

michael kors outlet clearance

kate spade handbags

michael kors outlet

prada outlet

true religion outlet

cheap mlb jerseys

ed hardy clothing

polo outlet

oakley sunglasses wholesale

michael kors handbags

air jordan shoes

cheap jordans

coach factory outlet

pandora jewelry

kate spade outlet

mont blanc pens

air jordan 4

nike outlet store

asics running shoes

oakley sunglasses

cheap jordans

yeezy boost

nike outlet

coach outlet online

adidas yeezy shoes

ray ban sunglasses on sale

oakley sunglasses

coach outlet

adidas nmd

fitflops sale clearance

michael kors outlet

fred perry outlet

cheap ray bans sunglasses

nike shoes

coach factory outlet

ray ban sunglasses

polo outlet

adidas outlet

fitflops sale clearance

coach outlet

mlb jerseys wholesale

michael kors outlet

kate spade outlet store

oakley sunglasses wholesale

yeezy boost

nfl jerseys

nike shoes

coach outlet online

polo ralph lauren outlet online

christian louboutin shoes

prada outlet

ralph lauren outlet

mlb jerseys

michael kors outlet

cheap oakley sunglasses

mcm outlet

polo outlet

ray ban sunglasses

oakley sunglasses

coach outlet online

polo ralph lauren outlet online

walgreens cialis 20mg price (rootoy at gmail dot com) el 8/4/2017 - 18:28

cialis 10 mg Cialis (tadalafil), presented in 2003, is one of the most famous names amongst the range of medicines made use of for treating erectile disorder. Erectile dysfunction, also known as impotence, is a typical kind of sexual problem among the UK males as well as is found to take place most frequently among older males (40-70 years). Impotence happens most frequently due to physical difficulties, consisting of cardio problems, high blood sugar, blood stress kidney, liver or problem conditions and also arterial disorder.
tadalafil generic, cialis price

on yahoo (koleri4h at gmail dot com) el 22/4/2017 - 02:24

i thought about this Going Here

Get More Info (serolvv at gmail dot com) el 2/5/2017 - 21:01

your input here visit

Introducir Comentario:

(*) Campo obligatorio

Autor: thessoro

Fecha: 04/02/06 [09:29]

Categoría: Actualidad

Leido: 4949 veces

Últimos artículos de su categoría

Pero qué crisis!!
Actualidad

Corrupción en Miami
Actualidad

Mahoma y Google