Fuera de guasas diré que si que he visto a tías comiéndose un calipo, un twister o un pirulo de esos como si se tratase de otra cosa... (algunas conseguían hasta hacer levitar mi calipo de carne)

¿que te parece el nuevo estilo de la web? ¿ha logrado levantarte el calipo o no? xDD

Pues no te dije nada anoche porque soy así de basto. Pero sí, mola un montón el nuevo aire que le has dado al asunto. Fíjate si me ha llegado, que ahora mismo voy a pegarle dos hostias a la giralda... xDDD

Muy guapo has quedado después de este lifting. Me gustaría que inventases, si es posible, el trabajador con palo para que ocupe mi puesto y yo pueda dedicarme a tomar cañitas y a recolectar el sueldo a fin de mes...

rucito siento decirte que en la versión actual de ese invento el trabajador tiene metido el palo por el culo. Debemos investigar aún un poco mas sobre el tema.

Investiga, investiga,... Fúndete todo el presupuesto del país en I+D pero, por favor, llega a algún resultado positivo antes de que suceda alguna de estas dos cosas: que llegue mi jubilación o que el palito que tengo metido en el culo me provoque una úlcera o me reviente las hemorroides.

no es por desilusionarte pero cuando ibamos a BUP el ovejo tenia atada una cuerda a la ventana para poder abrirla desde la cama solo tirando de ella y sin tener ke levantarse.

pues siendo de nombre "obejo" y de forma de ser tan "perro", no me extrañaría nada que su madre fuera "zorra" y además "cobra"... (y sólo -con acento- pongo esto por el chiste, no para meterme con nadie xD)

Ta muy wueno, de Puta Madre!!!!

Yo propongo inventar un aparato que genere guiones para películas a partir de unos "ingredientes": un poco de aventuras, un poco de sexo, un poco de comedia... algo así como intentar hacer una pelicula como si fuera un bizcocho.

valla,valla....que invento jijijiji.... aquien se le abra ocurrido
bueno ta muy bueno eso sobre too pa las necesitadas jijiji

xaooooooo

que guevas los inventos que hacen pa esa gracia se lo mete de una vez a mi me perese una bobada por que eso es pa lo maricas se lo metan por el culo chao soy de colombia antioquia

macho, thessoro, aquí se te cuela cada especimen asesino de la gramática que es demasiao.

Sí, mi filtro para analfabetos ya no funciona como antes xD.

¡Cuánta razón! ¡Qué gran país el nuestro! Da vergüenza...

se supones k era un sacapuntas vamos

quiro uno de estos

quiero ver mujeres bellas para meterle el guevo en la cuca en la boca y en el culo

me ha gustado mucho tu invento enora buena te felicito adios saludaossss!!!

ese pene hasta mi tia se masturba con eso

hps

Seguro que no eres mujer y que nunca has fregado el suelo de rodillas. Aunque te produzca guasa, fue, al menos, una brillantísima idea. Más que las tuyas, paleto

que me parto > <

A lo mejor os gustaria saber que el sacapuntas es un invento español : www.acta.es/articulos_mf/30099.pdf

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