Receta: Kalimotxo

Hola niños, hoy vamos a preparar una bebida sana y refrescante para el verano. Sin duda ya la habréis probado en cualquier terraza, cafetería o restaurante de nuestro país, así que ahora os proponemos disfrutarla en vuestra propia casa. Es muy fácil! No distinguirás nuestro kalimotxo del elaborado por los profesionales de la restauración.

Los ingredientes son:
  • Recipientes de plástico reutilizables
  • Vino
  • Refresco de Cola.
Es importante que el vino venga en brik. El cartón es el único material que conserva adecuadamente todas las propiedades de un buen vino.
Si el vino viene en botella significa:
  • Que es malo.
  • Que hay menos cantidad: 70cl contra el litro del brik.
  • Que el envase pesa más y es menos ecológico.
  • Que podría dar lugar a disputas con resultado de muerte por abotellamiento. El cartón es un material mucho más blando y pacífico.
Abrimos pues los briks de vino. Quizá nos lleve algún tiempo puesto que los nuevos recipientes están cerrados de forma hermética con un sistema que denominaron jocosamente 'abrefácil'.



Procedemos ahora a la apertura de las botellas de coca-cola. Es importante que haga psssss mientras la desenroscamos. Si no, la botella está en mal estado y hay que tirarla. Una vez tenemos dispuestos los ingredientes, sólo nos resta mezclarlos a partes iguales, y listo.



Cuidado mientras manipulamos la bebida que ésta no entre en contacto con los dedos. Si sucediese lavar inmediatamente con abundante agua. De lo contrario, al día siguiente padeceríamos lo que los expertos llaman "dedos negros". No es mortal pero cuesta quitarlo.

Comentarios:

infinit el 5/8/2005 - 03:29

Ultimamente hay más imágenes que letras...

Tronfi el 5/8/2005 - 17:35

Juas, espero que no se me queden así las manos al hacer el kalimotxo :|

Anónimo el 15/8/2005 - 19:44

joder como se nota tu experiencia haciendo botellones.

tuusmuertos (enelcarrefouresmasbarato at hotmail dot com) el 11/6/2006 - 00:14

me cago en vuestros putos muertooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos!!

viva EEUU

donosti pipol el 29/7/2006 - 20:16

nuestra bebida de cada dia..

putoabrefacil el 26/9/2006 - 20:41

coño puto abrefacil y k no hace falta k seaverano para tomarlo
kalimotxo en primavera verano
otoño invierno
noche dia
pa ti y pa tu tia
PD: Recomiendo Don Simon para pillar el cebollon

KALIADICTO (crybaby_2 at hotmail dot com) el 8/11/2006 - 19:48

el kali es la bebida de los dioses sin contar el vodka con limon y siempre y cuando el vino sea tinto pk un colega hizo kon rosado y me sabio bien despues de 6 litro (tal vez pk iba ya no notaba el sabor de nada despues de eso)

Galacticos del Kalimotxo el 16/4/2007 - 13:18

No teneis ni puta idea, desgraciao!!!! eso de los deos es mentira, xk to los dias me pongo asta el culo de kalimotxo y no ma paxao na. y las mezclas se hacen en el mismo carton, ke eso es un derroxe, pero primero te tienes ke beber unos xatillos de vino solo, ke esta mu güeno.y el mejor kalimotxo es con GRAN DUQUE y cola de la buena, al 75% de vino y poco hielo pa no costiparnos.

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