Un empleo benedigno

¿No os parece que se ve muy poco al nuevo Sumo Santo Pontífice? Los medios de comunicación están pasando bastante del nuevo Papa. Ya no interesan sus pontificados, sus concilios, sus bulas ni el resto de la basura a la que nos tienen acostumbrados.
La Iglesia necesita nuevas formas para llegar a la ciudadanía. Para salir en los medios lo ideal sería protagonizar algún tipo de escándalo... no sé: Ratzinger montándoselo con una negra lesbiana en mitad de la plaza de San Pedro, corriéndose encima de la Biblia, snifando coca en la homilía... ALGO!
Todas estas cosas parecen (todavía) improbables para disgusto de Aquí Hay Tomate. Lo que sí es cierto es que notamos al Santo Padre algo distante, aburrido... Parece ser que el subidón de haber sido nombrado nuevo Papa se le ha pasado y que ahora se ha acomodado. Ratzinger tiene la vida resuelta y lo sabe ¿para qué hacer nada más?
Allá lejos quedaron aquellos días atareados en los que tan sólo era un sucesor más. Aquellos días ocupados calculando la dosis exacta de cianuro para distribuir en los desayunos, comidas y cenas de Juan Pablo II. Aquellos días extenuantes de intenso casting a niños para poder llevarlos después a sus aposentos privados... Toda esa emoción pasó y ahora sólo queda un intenso aburrimiento, un vacío existencial.
Odiamos ver al Papa así, nos preocupamos por él, y por eso estamos barajando diversas actividades de las que un personaje tan relevante podría ocuparse.
Debería ser una tarea mecánica, repetitiva y fácil incluso para un mono lobotomizado, que haría sin duda las delicias de una mente preclara como la del Pontífice.
Mientras redactábamos este artículo se nos han ocurrido diversas alternativas.
- Ratzinger como recolector de fruta: este trabajo además le traería gratos recuerdos del Génesis, del Jardín del Edén y de la Manzana Prohibida:



- Ratzinger cambiando bombillas. Una tarea digna de un Papa.



- Ratzinger ... uhmm bueno este no sé bien que trabajo sería, pero estoy seguro de que lo haría a las mil maravillas.



P.D: Por cierto, comunicaros que hoy es el cumpleaños de vuestro webmaster & guía espiritual. Si queréis honrarme con vuestro regalo una buena forma de hacerlo sería haciendo click en... imagino que ya sabéis donde. La política de Google Adsense me prohíbe decir el qué exactamente.
Un saludo

Comentarios:

nei el 24/9/2005 - 00:05

No sé si felicitarte o darte el pésame.
Los Libra son un poco bastante desastre. Lo sé porque ... nooo, yo no soy Liiibra (¿cuela?).


Mañana me leo el resto del post. Es que a estas horas y aún en el curro, no doy más que para la PD y los dibujitos.

Felicidades ;-)

thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 24/9/2005 - 01:54

yo me empeño en considerarme Virgo aunque la mayoría de los horóscopos me cuadren en Libra... manías de un alma indecisa.

swyx el 24/9/2005 - 03:29

Felicidades con retraso ^^'

Por cierto, muy buenas las alternativas de trabajo que propones para el papa. Sobretodo la última.

fer (fercaracoles at gmail dot com) el 24/9/2005 - 09:02

felicidades, thessoro!
vaya con el ratzinger! no le basta con tocarse los huevos que además se los tiene que tocar a los demás!

ah! ya te he "comprado" el regalito ;-)

thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 24/9/2005 - 16:02

Gracias muchas gracias a todos, se os recompensará como merecéis (alguien lo hará, alguna vez)

rucito (rucito at mac dot com) el 26/9/2005 - 09:30

Felicidades con retraso. Siento no haberme enterado antes.
En cuanto a lo del Papa, el trabajo de toca huevos ya lo estaba haciendo muy bien su sucesor y espero que Ratzi deje el pabellón bien alto.
Lo del regalo... No te pude comprar nada porque me gasté todo en la fiesta de celebración de mi cumpleaños. Sorry!!1

cuca el 26/9/2005 - 13:40

ke bestia.de esta ya si ke te queman en la plaza del pueblo.bueno,la verdad es ke haces bien,ke se joda!

thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 26/9/2005 - 16:43

Podéis ahorrar para el próximo, así podréis comprarme un bote de cucal entre todos.

fdg (fdsfj at jorfr dot com) el 31/7/2006 - 15:12

que mal, que mal, te pelas, te pelas...

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