Cuatro quesos (o más)
La frase con la que he resumido la frustración que se siente cuando estás comprando pizzas y alguien propone la puñetera 4 quesos es: "joder, ¿pagar por queso?"
Estoy deacuerdo en que no es muy afortunada, y considero que pagar por queso es casi tan lícito como pagar por carne, fabada, prostitutas o apuestas en peleas de gallos.
Pero coño, no quiero pagar por una pizza incompleta, queremos algún ingrediente más que le de sustancia...
Comerse una pizza de queso es como hacerse un bocata de lechuga.
Algún organismo europeo debería dedicarse a la labor de regular el proceso de condimentación de las pizzas. Serían medidas que afectarían positivamente a millones de ciudadanos.
Como considero que esta labor no se realiza, y que el dinero de los contribuyentes se desperdicia en dirimir cuestiones abstractas y genéricas de nula relevancia como la Constitución Europea, he redactado mi propio conjunto de normas que cumplan las normas ISO de la 9000 a la 14504 ambas inclusive.
- Se prohíbe el uso de ingredientes de color verde. (Así aparte de eliminar posibles ingredientes cubiertos de moho, nos cargamos otros poco apetecibles como las alcaparras o el pimiento verde, siendo el rojo el único válido)
- Las anchoas, de usarse, deberán haber pasado 24 horas en agua para eliminar su exceso de sal.
- Se prohíbe el uso de ingredientes de más de 3 centímetros de longitud, anchura, grosor o diámetro.
- Si pido pollo, es pollo, no pollo con especias. Si quisiera pollo con especias pediría pollo con especias. (esto así dicho parece muy simple, pero tiene su miga)
- Si no digo que quiero alguna otra masa distinta de la clásica, no me lo preguntes, quiero la masa clásica.
- No quiero nada más a no ser que te lo diga (ni bebida, ni tus postres de mierda, ni esas horribles trufas que ponéis como oferta)
- "Atún, bacon y extra de queso" es una frase corta, comprensible y asimilable; no me contestes con un "Atún...? Qué mas?"

Comentarios:
nei el 7/10/2005 - 12:24
Quizás, si te miraras esa adicción a las pizzas prefabricadas y frecuentaras alguna pizzeria de verdad, ahorraríamos algunas ISOS.
Creo que el vuelo con Ryanair y a pizza, te sale más barato que un menú del TeleLoQueSea :p
thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 7/10/2005 - 12:49
Sería mucho pedir que te pusieran la pizza durante el vuelo verdad?
Bueno, yo me contento, por ese precio, con no acabar en cualquier punto del Mediterráneo con un salvavidas alrededor
nei el 7/10/2005 - 12:59
Olvidas la emoción del riesgo :D
Off topic: el 5 fue mi cumple xD
thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 7/10/2005 - 18:37
muchas felicidades! Te enviaré una pizza con EXTRA DE QUESO!
swyx el 9/10/2005 - 00:25
Bueno, no sé si esto estará permitido pero voy a hacer una referencia a una cosita que escribí en su día acerca de esto:
http://swyx.bitacoras.com/archivos/2005/08/03/otra_cosa_no_se
No tiene desperdisio
thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 9/10/2005 - 00:53
podeis escribir los links con [ url = http://direccion.com ] texto [/ url] (sin los espacios)
o [ url ] direccion [/ url]
nei el 9/10/2005 - 21:05
thessoro dijo:
muchas felicidades! Te enviaré una pizza con EXTRA DE QUESO!
¿Funcionarán los quotes? xD.
Jop, yo esperaba un regalo tipo "te voy a elaborar esa hoja de estilo que tantita falta te hace jamía"
Pero ná no digo nada, que luego le acusan a una de desagradecida :D
nei el 9/10/2005 - 21:06
No, no funcionan xDD
thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 9/10/2005 - 22:41
funcionan sin el =
[ quote ] [ /quote ] (sin los espacios)
Ya lo apañaré para que funcione también de la otra forma, gracias por la sugerencia.
Y no sé, que te falten hojas lo entiendo, ¿pero estilo?
:P
nei el 10/10/2005 - 10:06
Buaf, mira si tendré estilo, que me tiran un trapo de un quinto piso y me queda de escándalo :p
Pero desgraciadamente, esto de tener tantísimo estilo, no tiene nada que ver con que me apetezca ni remotamente aprender php :p
thessoro (thessoro at gmail dot com) el 10/10/2005 - 12:58
que pasa tu tampoco quieres manchar tu ropa negra con el desodorante verdad?
Pues si algun día te aburres pasate por #php_para_torpes en el irc-hispano
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